I need to interview an experienced business person ? Please help me.?

Scenario: Did you just roll out bed? What is up with that funk on you? Oh, your washer and dryer called, said they want the clothes back? EEEEWWW! If not as a concerned co worker tell them as a friend! Say it was brought to your attention by a client! As reps of the company you have an image to maintain. Screw that hurting their feelings crap! You want your clients viewing your company with EL STINKO in mind? Think about it!